Can we, as a society, as fans, as human beings, PLEASE MAKE A BLOOD PACT TO NEVER NAMECHECK SPORTS RPS AUTHORS, FIC, OR TROPES ON THE GAWKER NETWORK, PLEASE? PLEASE? Because no matter which site the comment started on, it just ends up on Deadspin. And before you know it, some sports channel news jackass is going to ask Kane and Toews how they feel about all that smut out there that's being written about them together, and I like them and don't want them to have to deal with that. It's not nice for them. It's not good for us. I'm sure they know it's there, and I'm sure they're happy to absolutely ignore its existence, so can we please for the love of all that's good and holy KEEP IT THAT WAY?
In other news, it's my last full day at the Zoo. I've lost my camera, and I have no idea where, and it's really freaking me out because that camera is one of my most prized possessions and it's not like I can afford to replace it. Oh god, please let me have left it in the duck shed or under something in the tack room or something, please.
On the plus side, it's only 8 and I've already fed everyone, done morning stalls and chores, and even stripped and re-bedded the goat/pig stall. I figure if I get a head start on the big stuff, tomorrow won't be quite so crazy.
In closing, Chris Kluwe remains my favorite non-hockey athlete in the world for the moment. Chris Kluwe Explains Why He Thinks Joey Porter Is A Frothing Dingleberry
. Man, I hate the Vikings and I'm still going to try to catch their games this season, just for Chris.